Here it is:
Brightest fugliest thing ever, or gorgeous piece of wearable art? (is there a difference?)
There are about a billion ends on the back of this piece, and I'm about to add a billion more.
Gauss was a great mathematician, but he most certainly was not a knitter. Had he been a knitter, and a nice guy, and a woman, and living in the 21st century, this would have been his blog. Really.